National Hardwood Floor Association - Savage Vigilance For A Rug-Free America (1992)




A series of absurdist prank calls to a Portland-based Christian radio show.

01 - Intro
02 - Trouble Concentrating When Praying (Only When I Masturbate)
03 - Church Of The Subgenius (Bob)
04 - Looking For A Good Christian Abortionist
05 - Brain Tumor (Try A New Salad Dressing)
06 - Velma - Grandchildren - Beans, Macaroni & Pork Chops
07 - Herb - Oh Well, We'll Probably All Be Blown Up Anyway
08 - Buy Back Offensive Music (Reduced Price), They'll Be Out Cash
09 - Brain Tumor Again - Praise Report: Jesus Healed Me!
10 - Artificial Insemination - Sex (God's Plan For Married Couples)
11 - Live At Night Phone Numbers (Kpdq, Portland)
12 - Permanent Makeup Commercial
13 - Gays In Military (Frontline) - Spirit Of Jesus Came Upon Me
14 - Jesus In Ice Cream (Bi-Level Mediating Influence)
15 - Salvation Is More Nutritious (Choose Burger King)
16 - Christian Youth Program In High School (Feedback)
17 - Michael Jackson Jehovah's Witness (Fuck Me Jerry I'm Lonely)

18 - Crank Call Description - Unrelated? Forget It.
19 - Compulsive Eater - Christian Counseling (Switch To Yogurt)
20 - Live At Night Promo Message
21 - Gwem - Persian Gulf War, Iraqi Big Gold Atoms
22 - 2 Live Crew, Bob (Revelations) Satan's Alive & Well In Portland
23 - Immaculate Speculations, Inordinate Dysfunctionalism, Comfort?
24 - 14 1/2 Min Silence, Speak Directly In Phone...

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3 comments:

Tyler Kinney said...

Hey now, I would love to hear this, but that link is down due to inactivity. Just saying, if you are feeling like uploading, I am feeling like listening. Thanks!

TJM said...

Try https://soundcloud.com/tj-meehan/the-national-hardwood-flooring

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